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arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

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Reblog or like if asexuality exists?
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my-internal-monologues:

I’m trying to prove a point…

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veronikaasexy:

gikoko-time:

allymmcabeandother:

(2) Facebook on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/13BRHPq

Humon’s art. I can tell.

Poor heterosexual looks so boring. I don’t know why.

veronikaasexy:

gikoko-time:

allymmcabeandother:

(2) Facebook on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/13BRHPq

Humon’s art. I can tell.

Poor heterosexual looks so boring. I don’t know why.

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Cops Bust Prostitution Ring ... at Senior Citizen Home - Neighbors, 75 and 66, are suspected masterminds

Okay, this is kind of weird…

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seersuckerandsand:

The usually ignored, but probably best quote from mean girls.

seersuckerandsand:

The usually ignored, but probably best quote from mean girls.

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myhiddensuicidediary:

Suicide is an unacknowledged issue in society, I think it’s disgusting that authority’s can say it is the most preventable death yet they do close to nothing about bullying in the education system, they do close to nothing about the children being sexually, verbally, mentally and physically abused in their homes from such young ages. The word suicide gets everyone’s attention but the actions leading up to it go un noticed, things need to change, people need to treat other people with care and respect, people need to realise that everyone has a story, next time you see someone with a fake smile, or looking a little sad, smile at them or make conversation, you don’t know you could be saving someone’s life.

myhiddensuicidediary:

Suicide is an unacknowledged issue in society, I think it’s disgusting that authority’s can say it is the most preventable death yet they do close to nothing about bullying in the education system, they do close to nothing about the children being sexually, verbally, mentally and physically abused in their homes from such young ages. The word suicide gets everyone’s attention but the actions leading up to it go un noticed, things need to change, people need to treat other people with care and respect, people need to realise that everyone has a story, next time you see someone with a fake smile, or looking a little sad, smile at them or make conversation, you don’t know you could be saving someone’s life.

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Does anybody ever think about how badass Madam Pomfrey is?
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klaineforchristmas:

fiendfyre-curse:

She never asks questions. Remember the time Hermione turned into a cat? She made sure no one saw her. She regrew a whole arm’s worth of bones in one night. She can mend bones in a second. She even kicks out Dumbledore on some occasions. Just think about how many students get injured in Hogwarts every year and she just fixes them back up like new. 

We all just need to take a second and thank Madam Pomfrey.

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cocobaby23:

mymindinaclusterfuck:

bright-happy-healthy:

i just thought this needed to be pointed out to the tumblr community.

these are all photoshopped by enrico francis

it needs to stop.

Dear Enrico Francis Photoshop extrordinare,

STOP FUCKIN PHOTOSHOPPING BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND MANIPULATING THEIR BODIES AND FACES INTO UNNATURAL BARBIE LOOK-A-LIKES.

1. youre not very good at it. the manipulations you make are so fucking freakish that all i have to do is glance at your photos and know that its not real.

2. the natural beauty of these women is so profound that the fact that you feel the need to photoshop them is fucking INSANE. 

3. we do not need another fucking shit putting these unrealistic expectations of women (and men, cause you shop them too) into the world. its not right. you know its not, i know its not and tumblr knows. 

So Enrico, I beg you please give it a rest. be a good fucking human being and stop. learn to be a true artist and enhance the beauty youre working with as opposed to completely warping it.

and if you dont i will continue to publish your shitty photoshop all over this fucking website.

This is disgusting.

FOR ONCE SOMEONE INCLUDED WOMEN OF COLOR.Thank God. Its good for people to see how this is done to women in the industry. sickening, but true.

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toxicteardrops:

l-ovelynialler:

from left to right;
I am afraid to hold my boyfriend’s hand.
My friend’s parents sent her away.
I found death threats in my locker.
I submitted to electroshock therapy.
I lost half my friends after coming out.
My grandmother sends me hate mail.
My school won’t let me take my date to prom.
I am not here anymore.
My dad tried to beat it out of me. 
No one is proud of me.
This showed up on my blog again. Forever reblog.
The “I am not here anymore.” 

Oh my. This hit hard.

toxicteardrops:

l-ovelynialler:

from left to right;

I am afraid to hold my boyfriend’s hand.

My friend’s parents sent her away.

I found death threats in my locker.

I submitted to electroshock therapy.

I lost half my friends after coming out.

My grandmother sends me hate mail.

My school won’t let me take my date to prom.

I am not here anymore.

My dad tried to beat it out of me.

No one is proud of me.

This showed up on my blog again. Forever reblog.

The “I am not here anymore.” 

Oh my. This hit hard.

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daftydraw:

This is an honest to god question sent in to Cosmo this month from a man.
Can we all please give the advice guru a round of applause for her response!

daftydraw:

This is an honest to god question sent in to Cosmo this month from a man.

Can we all please give the advice guru a round of applause for her response!

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printerssuck:

printerssuck:

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kanamemandoka:

askcaptchet:

thedashinghoodie:

deceitfultrickery:

shieldagentkayson:

firlalaith:

They are going to have a looooong night going thru my archives…

The sad thing is, you know the guy who’s job it’s going to be to look through all our blogs is going to be some 50 year old guy, in a suit and tie just scrolling through endless drawings and fics of gay porn.  And when he goes home that night, his wife is going to be like “Hi Jim, how was your day?” And his hands will be shaking as he goes into his daughter’s room and snatches the computer from her desk and then smashes in on the driveway.  When he goes back inside, his wife will ask him about and he’s just say, “So. Much. Gay. Porn.”

Oh, okay. You go right ahead. Look through my archives. You’ll need a lot of coffee.

Buckle up motherfucker, you’re in for a long ride

Funny. It’s not doing that to me.

(I pity the poor fuck who has to go through my 8 RP blogs and my personal. As someone said on here, buckle up motherfucker.)

kanamemandoka:

askcaptchet:

thedashinghoodie:

deceitfultrickery:

shieldagentkayson:

firlalaith:

They are going to have a looooong night going thru my archives…

The sad thing is, you know the guy who’s job it’s going to be to look through all our blogs is going to be some 50 year old guy, in a suit and tie just scrolling through endless drawings and fics of gay porn.  And when he goes home that night, his wife is going to be like “Hi Jim, how was your day?” And his hands will be shaking as he goes into his daughter’s room and snatches the computer from her desk and then smashes in on the driveway.  When he goes back inside, his wife will ask him about and he’s just say, “So. Much. Gay. Porn.”

Oh, okay. You go right ahead. Look through my archives. You’ll need a lot of coffee.

Buckle up motherfucker, you’re in for a long ride

Funny. It’s not doing that to me.

(I pity the poor fuck who has to go through my 8 RP blogs and my personal. As someone said on here, buckle up motherfucker.)

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youurlove:

Junius Stinney was the youngest person in America to be executed on death row in 1944 at age 14. He was quickly accused by the (white police) of ‘killing’ two little (white girls) with lack of evidence. His conviction and sentencing opened and closed in one day. There were no witnesses called and there was no transcript of the trial details and black people were not allowed inside the courtroom during that time.
[I always repost this because i don’t want anyone to forget about him!]

youurlove:

Junius Stinney was the youngest person in America to be executed on death row in 1944 at age 14. He was quickly accused by the (white police) of ‘killing’ two little (white girls) with lack of evidence. His conviction and sentencing opened and closed in one day. There were no witnesses called and there was no transcript of the trial details and black people were not allowed inside the courtroom during that time.


[I always repost this because i don’t want anyone to forget about him!]

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survivablyso:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I feel that an important part of sex ed ought to be The Clitorus: What It Is, Where to Find It.

Working hard in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and trying to find interesting things to post here. Enjoy!

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