Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.A visitor.
It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it
All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes—OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”
"Dynamics of a fucking asteroid" indeed
At least it drew us a flower before it left…
(My senior year home room requires us to complete a daily journal using a prompt on the board. The question is usually a mind teaser or something philosophical. My teacher likes to come up with strange questions that would leave us scratching our heads.)
Teacher: “Okay guys! The journal question is on the board! Bring me your journals when you are finished!”
(The journal prompt reads: ‘”You are in a burning building. You have a paper clip, a pencil, and a sweat-sock. How do you get out?’)
Me: *quickly scribbles down answer* “All done! Here’s my journal!”
Teacher: *reads entry* “… You smart-a**.”
Student: “What?! What did she say?”
Teacher: “I’ll tell you once all the journals are turned in.”
(The last journal is turned in, and the class asks again what I wrote.)
Teacher: “She wrote that she used the door.”
(Apparently, I was the only one who didn’t automatically assume I was trapped!)Read more funny stories at NotAlwaysRight.com!:
If possible, I’d like a bunch of things beside the casket. When a mourner passes, they can grab one of the items and put it on my corpse.
The items would be things like a red nose, those Christmas reindeer antlers, etc.