If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
before i had a tumblr i saw someone with really cool shoelaces and being good friends i complimented them and she responded thanks i stole them from the president and i was really confused because it was a genuine compliment and i didn’t have a tumblr
I forget that I’m supposed to reply that I stole them from the president and just say “thank you” when people compliment my shoelaces.
So how’s this social experiment working out?
Well…the currently and unprecedentedly deep red Michigan government saw fit to privatize the prison food system, shelling out millions in taxpayer dollars to Aramark, a private food, facility, and uniform services. And what did we end up with? Maggots in the meat. Untrained staff who can’t keep track of steel kitchen equipment, and who consort with the inmates bringing in all sorts of contraban from drugs to phones….food left out, filthy kitchens, staffing shortages, and SIXTY FIVE instances where the prisons RAN OUT OF FOOD because apparently Aramark executives are too busy cramming their pockets with tax payer money to actually…..you know…..DO THEIR JOBS.”