DirCat's Catch-All

The Spike Jones Story - Part 1 (by KnowlesKnows)

dduane:

azurelunatic:

mamasam:

tonyabbot:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

lonelyinsomniac:

samsaranmusing:

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Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

A visitor.

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes—OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

"Dynamics of a fucking asteroid" indeed

At least it drew us a flower before it left…

(via danish-dino)

REBLOG/LIKE IF YOU ARE A MALE ASEXUAL

pagingdoctorpizza:

I’m just wondering how the numbers divide out.

For the girls

For the non-binary

Avoiding Death’s Door

(My senior year home room requires us to complete a daily journal using a prompt on the board. The question is usually a mind teaser or something philosophical. My teacher likes to come up with strange questions that would leave us scratching our heads.)

Teacher: “Okay guys! The journal question is on the board! Bring me your journals when you are finished!”

(The journal prompt reads: ‘”You are in a burning building. You have a paper clip, a pencil, and a sweat-sock. How do you get out?’)

Me: *quickly scribbles down answer* “All done! Here’s my journal!”

Teacher: *reads entry* “… You smart-a**.”

Student: “What?! What did she say?”

Teacher: “I’ll tell you once all the journals are turned in.”

(The last journal is turned in, and the class asks again what I wrote.)

Teacher: “She wrote that she used the door.”

(Apparently, I was the only one who didn’t automatically assume I was trapped!)

Read more funny stories at NotAlwaysRight.com!:

(Source: notalwayslearning.com)

I figured a part of my funeral out…

If possible, I’d like a bunch of things beside the casket. When a mourner passes, they can grab one of the items and put it on my corpse.

The items would be things like a red nose, those Christmas reindeer antlers, etc.

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

(Source: blakebaggott, via photography-kitty)