DirCat's Stuff

DirCat's Stuff
Stuff I find interesting

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Working hard in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Trying to find interesting things to post here.

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24-May 12

(via Animal Gifs: Ask for Directions - Lolcats - Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?)

1:53 pm, by dircat
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A LITTLE BIT BEHIND (by Chris Byrnes)

10:25 am, by dircat
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MIT Team Create Ketchup Bottle That Pours Like Milk (by GV Medias)

10:09 am, by dircat
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HIGH-RES

(via What if Memes Were Around When “Ghostbusters” Came Out - Celebrity Pictures, Lol Celebs and Funny Actor and Actress Photos - ROFLrazzi)

10:02 am, by dircat
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23-May 12

(via (Image) - Atheism soup)

4:57 pm, by dircat
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(via (Image) - Atheism soup)

3:32 pm, by dircat
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(via I’m Too Hot, Peasant. Fan Me. - Memebase: Rage Comics, Forever Alone, Y U No Guy, Troll Face, Foul Bachelor Frog)

3:30 pm, by dircat
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?

Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-

Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!

Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.

Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.

Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-

Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.

Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-

Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.

Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.

Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.

Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.

Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."

Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.

Zooey Deschanel: *dances*

Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

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2:03 pm, reblogged by dircat
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